Hate it, having to slink by those bums, no, not those bums, these ones, the ones who collect money for baton twirling, or
junior (AA,AAA,XT,etc)_____<---(insert sport here).
I mean, I was never into sports, my sport was my bicycle, hide and seek, tag, and exploring the woods, whatever; nobody organised a bumfest outside a likka sto' so as to buy me and my friends new tires, replacement bikes, new shoes, or bandaids for my boo-boos.
I say, no thanks, why should I support sport for your kids when I or my parents had to buy tires, parts and bandaids out of our own pocket, we didn't send out 'hat in hands' to take money from out of the hands of those who actually could use a drink (I need a booze smily), or at least want to buy a coffee

or whatever.
Leave the bumming to those who need it, let parents afford their own sports equipment, or 'splain to them about a great game called tag, or dodge ball.

Piss me off!